Best 50 Shades Quotes & Sayings

I have never really lived with anyone in my adult years. I just read my sports ticker. And 50 Shades of Grey. — Matthew Perry

I can't help but wonder, if 50 SHADES OF GREY is supposed to be sexually empowering to women how come the girl isn't the one holding the whip? — Evangeline Ravencraft

it was better written than 50 Shades of I Can't Write for Shit. — Michael Finocchiaro

Just because everyone CAN publish a book these days, doesn't mean everyone SHOULD. The world doesn't need 1000 knock-offs of 50 Shades of Grey. I'm not so sure the world even needed ONE 50 Shades of Grey. — Oliver Gaspirtz

Angry Trish had changed all his contacts to characters from Fifty Shades of Grey. He knew this because Al's Auto Shop, usually listed first, was now "50 Shades of Grey gave me more orgasms than you." After that he had Anastasia Steele and A Helicopter. Worst of all, his mom - whose number he could thankfully remember - was listed as The Red Room of Pain. — Debra Anastasia

Take your filthy paws off my son, you whore, and get out of my house-now! She hisses through gritted teeth. — E.L. James

How could he mean so much to me in such a short time? — E.L. James

When I learned about the gray existing between the black and white of absolute terms, I began to experience more peace. The more I expanded my gray areas (more than 50 shades), the more peace I experienced in my life. — David W. Earle

In life you use what you know, Anastasia. — E.L. James

I've never read any of the '50 Shades of Grey' books because the Internet pre-educated me about the 'my inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves' material. — Andrea Seigel

NO I haven't read 50 Shades of Grey - I've been close enough to Jay Leno in real life. — Sarah Thyre

I need him to want me like I want and need him, and deep down I know that's not possible. — E.L. James

It's a gift, Anastasia. Can you just say thank you?"
"But you know it's too much."
"Not to me it isn't, not for my peace of mind". — E.L. James

It's about gaining your trust and your respect, so you'll let me exert my will over you. — E.L. James

Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know. — Jill Shalvis

My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves. — E.L. James

I think love keeps on changing every day.
It's not black and white and it's definitely more than 50 shades of grey. — Ville Valo

Ana, honey, you've always had a tendency to overanalyse everything. Go with your gut. — E.L. James

The only man I've ever been attracted to, and he comes with a bloody contract, a flogger, and a whole world of issues. — E.L. James

You really are a bastard, aren't you? Christian Grey has nothing on you.
My name might be similar, but I'd never say Laters, baby. — Jennifer Probst

The boy reported - after the Sergeant had slept for a few hours, which was not nearly enough - that YouTube had actually gone down for ten minutes under the weight of traffic. The story was truly global, truly immense: not Obama, not Justin Bieber, not Psy and not Bin Laden had ever touched this, he said. Not Khaled Saeed and not Mohamed Bouazizi, either. If Pippa Middleton and Megan Fox had announced their intention to marry during a live theatrical production of 50 Shades of Grey starring Benedict Cumberbatch, and then taken off their clothes to reveal their bodies tattooed with the text of the eighth Harry Potter novel, they might have approached this level of frenzy. But probably not, the boy said, because not everyone liked Benedict Cumberbatch. — Nick Harkaway

The Academy Awards are passed out on Sunday. It's voted by members of the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences. Or as I call them, 50 shades of white. — David Letterman

Love comes in every color, but the fact is ...
I never needed 50 Shades of Grey,
Just turn the lights down low and give me every shade of blackness. — Phonte

I don't think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'. — Chris Colfer

The scene we stepped into was straight out of 50 Shades of Grey - Geriatric Edition. — R.S. Grey

I am completely caught up in your spell... — E.L. James

There is nothing gray about whether a follower of Christ should see 50 Shades of Grey. This is a black and white issue. Don't go. Don't watch it. Don't read it. Don't rent it. — Kevin DeYoung

Just think how many books I could've sold if Harry had been a bit more creative with his wand. -[On the success of 50 Shades of Grey] — J.K. Rowling

I could gaze at him all day, but I have needs. Bathroom needs. — E.L. James