Colin Falconer Quotes & Sayings

Father's Day is like Mother's Day except the gift is cheaper. — Colin Falconer

LIBERAL, n. A man with his mind open at both ends. — Colin Falconer

They say women can fake an orgasm, but men can fake a whole relationship. — Colin Falconer

The fundamental problem with golf is that every so often, no matter how lacking you may be in the essential virtues required of a steady player, the odds are that one day you will hit the ball straight, hard, and out of sight. This is the essential frustration of this excruciating sport. For when you've done it once, you make the fundamental error of asking yourself why you can't do this all the time. The answer to this question is simple: the first time was a fluke. — Colin Falconer