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Funny Toupee Quotes By Bauvard

First people lose their hair, then their vices, then their motivation. Then a toupee brings it all flowing back. — Bauvard

Funny Toupee Quotes By Jim Butcher

Mortimer Lindquist seemed to have finally given in to the inevitable. I'd seen him with a bad toupee, and with an even worse comb-over, but this was the first time I'd seen him sporting a full-on Charles Xavier. — Jim Butcher

Funny Toupee Quotes By Larry David

I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people. — Larry David

Funny Toupee Quotes By Brett Tate

Staring at my smoldering hot date, her husband stands tall for the first time in a decade, adjusting his toupee while flashing a horrid green toothy grin that looks more like a Steven Hawkins muscle spasm. In his hands, a frightened beer bottle is choked with the steel grip of a sexually repressed Preacher. — Brett Tate