Erma Bombeck Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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I read one psychologist's theory that said, "Never strike a child in your anger." When could I strike him? When he is kissing me on my birthday? When he's recuperating from measles? Do I slap the Bible out of his hand on Sunday? — Erma Bombeck
Our teen-agers withdrew to their bedrooms on their thirteenth birthday and didn't show themselves to us again until it was time to get married. — Erma Bombeck
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. — Erma Bombeck