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Best Yo Momma Quotes By Chris Smither

If you listen to yo momma
You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Tony Glare

Yo momma's so ugly when people see her face they say "Hey,lady!It ain't Halloween yet! — Tony Glare

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

*** Yo momma so stupid that when I saw her yelling into an envelope and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Leaving a voice mail. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Forget it once. *** Knock, knock! Who's there? Accordion! Accordion who? Accordion to the TV, it's going to rain tomorrow. *** Yo momma so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building but got lost on the way down. *** Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river? Student: Because it has four eyes and can't see! *** Teacher: "Why are you on the floor?" Johnny: "Because you said to do this math problem without tables!" *** How do you make an elephant float? Take one elephant, two tons of ice cream, and one ton of soda. Blend. *** In — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Ludacris

Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star. — Ludacris

Best Yo Momma Quotes By THE CLOWN FACTORY

Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo — THE CLOWN FACTORY

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Yo Momma

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so ugly that when she was born the doctor looked at her butt, then at her face, and said, "Twins! — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so poor that when I visited her house and tore down the cob webs, she screamed "Who's tearing down the drapes? — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Various

Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a food stamp. — Various

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Coolio

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples. — Coolio

Best Yo Momma Quotes By Pokemon Jokes

138: Yo momma so stupid, she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs — Pokemon Jokes