Kate O'Brien Quotes & Sayings

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks, it's not funny. — Kate O'Brien

I only use my sick days for hang-overs and soap opera weddings. — Kate O'Brien

Hmmm ... I never get the answer I think I'm going to get. — Kate O'Brien

A laugh is a terrible weapon. — Kate O'Brien

If somebody on this team actually gets to first base, I'll stand there naked. — Kate O'Brien

My mom always said that if the Protestants catch a Catholic in their church, they feed them to the Jews. — Kate O'Brien

It's filled with ... baking soda. Because it really smells. — Kate O'Brien