Natalya Vorobyova Quotes & Sayings

That stranger handed me a letter written in my beloved's tears. I opened it, and the letters faded away just like his love for me. — Natalya Vorobyova

Between cold war and hot peace, our love got sterilized to death. — Natalya Vorobyova

He aimed at the lawyer's heart but missed it. It was a mistrial. — Natalya Vorobyova

Shortcoming shouldn't be in Longman's vocabulary. — Natalya Vorobyova

On the stand, I asked the witness, "What's your occupation?"
"Make-up artist."
"Objection!" I replied, "Lack of foundation. — Natalya Vorobyova

Hate lawyers all you want. Unlike you, we'll never be replaced with robots. Case closed! — Natalya Vorobyova

Let's play Russian roulette. If you win, I give you a Colombian necktie. — Natalya Vorobyova

Your kisses are like miracle fruit that sweetens my life without ruining my diet. — Natalya Vorobyova

I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence. — Natalya Vorobyova

I put the bra in brand, and I top it! — Natalya Vorobyova

Love and Hate: both are four-lettered and both involve passion. And sometimes when love turns into hate, passion grows murderous. — Natalya Vorobyova

For me to forgive my ex, he would have to sign a marriage contract with his tears and seal it with his blood. — Natalya Vorobyova

When I pass the bar, you'll be barred from bars but put behind them. — Natalya Vorobyova

An eye for an eye will only make the world bright. Sorry, Mahatma. This is the absolute and only true form of justice. — Natalya Vorobyova

He has a magic touch. He can turn a G into a C. My heart was made of gold; now it's all cold. — Natalya Vorobyova

We can wrestle sometimes and see who is OK and who is KO. — Natalya Vorobyova

When I lose control, I lose my cool and I pass the point of no RTN. — Natalya Vorobyova

He was a serial dater, and she was a serial killer. Justice brought them together. — Natalya Vorobyova

Justice has to be cold. Deal with it; it's just ice. — Natalya Vorobyova

Pent up anger brews into hate, which subsequently becomes a juicy revenge. — Natalya Vorobyova

I'm too hot to handle; poor bitch needs to be treated for burns! — Natalya Vorobyova

Empty threats are for dreamers. And I fancy myself a realist. — Natalya Vorobyova

For a control freak, love and the desire to control others are synonymous. Once they lose control over the object of their desire, hostility takes over in full force. — Natalya Vorobyova

Gentleman: An imaginary creature found in Jane Austen novels. — Natalya Vorobyova

Fine! He is being passive aggressive with me, and it's gonna backfire; I'm gonna be active friendly. — Natalya Vorobyova

You know your husband truly loves you when he calls you, "Money, I'm home! — Natalya Vorobyova

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph. — Natalya Vorobyova

I suggest he starts introducing himself as "Lessman"; he is classless, tactless, and mannerless. — Natalya Vorobyova

Assassins: they got sass and live on sin. — Natalya Vorobyova

I'd represent "Love" when it sued hypocritical writers for abuse. — Natalya Vorobyova

Because of the green-eyed one, I see red and that makes me blue. — Natalya Vorobyova

Writing is a form of art. Do not use New Times Roman or Arial because it's boring and hackneyed. — Natalya Vorobyova

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch! — Natalya Vorobyova