Max Miller Quotes & Sayings

everyone who comes to California brings a little of his own state with him. His own old state, regardless of where or when, is always lurking in the back of his memory for comparison with what he finds here. — Max Miller

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres. — Max Miller

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller

My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye. — Max Miller

I would say that an easterner's first grunion hunt is also his first step in becoming what all of us sooner or later become here: beachcombers of some sort. — Max Miller