Daniel Lyons Quotes & Sayings

What TV was to John Kennedy, Facebook is to Obama. — Daniel Lyons

Obama needs Facebook to help him get reelected. Facebook needs Obama to keep them out of trouble with Congress and countless government agencies. — Daniel Lyons

sometimes i feel like a great chef
who has devoted his entire life
to monastic study of the art of cooking
& gathered the finest ingredients
& built the most advanced kitchen
& prepared the most exquisite meal
so perfect, so delicious, so extraordinary
more astounding than any meal ever created
yet each day i stand in my window
& watch ninety-seven percent of the world
walk past my restaurant
into the mcdonald's
across the street — Daniel Lyons

My theory is that in the age of the internet, it's what you write, not where you write it, that matters. — Daniel Lyons