Louis Ck Quotes & Sayings

Louis CK went from a writer/comedian to winning Emmys for his own show because he works his ass off. — Ted Alexandro

Shut up ... let me tell you, LET ME. Every time I look at your face or even remember it, it wrecks me. And the way you are with me and you're just fun and you shit all over me and you make fun of me and you're real. I don't have enough time in any day to think about you enough ... I don't even think about women anymore. I think about you. — Louis C.K.

But as my dear friend and relationship sponsor Louis CK has noted, divorce is always good news because no good marriage has ever ended in divorce. — Amy Poehler

I'm a good citizen. I'm a good father. I recycle and I masturbate. — Louis C.K.

Why does Louis CK get named Comedy Person of the Year? I should be named Comedy Person of the Year just so I can parlay it into another few weeks of road work. — Andy Kindler

Louis CK knows that just because a joke is using space as a resource instead of something to be crammed like a hamper, this doesn't mean a story isn't happening. — Andrea Seigel

I'm not really in Louis CK's circle. It'd probably be harder if we were really close and I went off on him. — Andy Kindler

Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy. — Louis C.K.

When you spend so much time trying to father well, and failing, and trying again, and hopefully failing better, it's going to seep into your work. And when you give yourself permission to explore the grottiest bits of your psyche (like Louis CK) (who totally stole that move from me) (not really), to exaggerate the edge of the rustiest blades of your IRL mind, you'll occasionally come up with something that holds real power. — Roy Kesey

Shame is difficult. It's a weapon and a signal. It can paralyze or motivate. My friend Louis CK likes to say that "guilt is an intersection" Getting out of it means making a choice and moving forward. — Amy Poehler

I would watch either Michael Cera doing comedy or Louis CK doing stand-up. This would — James Altucher