H.l. Mencken Funny Quotes & Sayings

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. — H.L. Mencken

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness room to develop — H.L. Mencken

We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. — H.L. Mencken

It is more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents. — H.L. Mencken

A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers. — H.L. Mencken

If I ever mary, it will be on a suddn impulse - as aman shoots himself — H.L. Mencken

Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long. — H.L. Mencken