Gassiness Quotes & Sayings

Rise like the magnificent human being you are. — Lisbeth Darsh

Of course sane people always thought the aim of marriage was the procreation of children to the glory of God or according to the plan of Nature; — G.K. Chesterton

We should be talking about expanding Social Security benefits; not cutting them. — Elizabeth Warren

Real love ... true love ... the kind that could last a lifetime would require a guy who loved God more than life, a guy who could lead her — Karen Kingsbury

This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability."
"Who was the test subject?" asked Aurora.
"I test everything out on myself before taking it into the field."
She stared at him. "You zapped your own brain?"
"And it didn't do me any harm apart from the dizziness and the vomiting spells and the weirdly persistent ringing in my ears. Also the blackouts and the mood swings and the creeping paranoia. Apart from that, zero side effects, if you don't count the numb fingertips. Which I don't. — Derek Landy

Love is the only thing that you get more of when you give it away. — J.L. Witterick

The real connoisseurs in art are those who make people accept as beautiful something everybody used to consider ugly, by revealing and resuscitating the beauty in it. — Jules De Goncourt

I have sometimes thought that I have been burdened with a pack of ten misfortunes, any one of which if borne by my neighbor would be enough to make a murderer out of him. — Osamu Dazai

The United States spends more on trash bags than ninety other countries spend on everything. In other words, the receptacles of our waste cost more than all of the goods consumed by nearly half of the world's nations."6 — Daniel H. Pink

The efforts which we make to escape from our destiny only serve to lead us into it — Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am sure that in estimating every man's value either in private or public life, a pure integrity is the quality we take first into calculation, and that learning and talents are only the second. — Thomas Jefferson