Matthew Broderick Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 9 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Matthew Broderick.
Famous Quotes By Matthew Broderick
My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old. — Matthew Broderick
Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait — Matthew Broderick
I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' — Matthew Broderick
You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists. — Matthew Broderick
I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. — Matthew Broderick
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me. — Matthew Broderick
Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. — Matthew Broderick
I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff. — Matthew Broderick
Don't worry, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. — Matthew Broderick