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Matthew Broderick Quotes & Sayings

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Famous Quotes By Matthew Broderick

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My son wants to be Batman and he wants the Batman costume that comes in the mail. It has fake muscles in it, which is very disconcerting on a four-year-old. — Matthew Broderick

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Can I get a fork?; There were no utensils in medieval times, hence there ARE no utensils AT Medieval Times- would you like a refill on your Pepsi? ;So there were no utensils but there was Pepsi?; Dude, I got a lot of tables to wait — Matthew Broderick

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I walk into rooms and I don't know why I'm there. I'm like, 'Why am I standing in front of the toilet now?' — Matthew Broderick

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You have to fight the green monster with your mind, not your fists. — Matthew Broderick

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I slip from workaholic to bum real easy. — Matthew Broderick

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I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me. — Matthew Broderick

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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out. — Matthew Broderick

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I just want the money and the fame and the adoration, and I don't want any of the other stuff. — Matthew Broderick

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Don't worry, I don't even have a piece of shit. I have to envy yours. — Matthew Broderick