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![Funny Testicles Quotes By Christopher Titus Funny Testicles Quotes By Christopher Titus](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-christopher-titus-2257267.jpg)
I gave my father a heart attack. It was a practical joke. Come on, you push a guy's face in a cake he's got to clean it off. You hit a guy with a water balloon, he's got to dry off. Guy's in the hospital, you get his testicles shaved, he scratches and bleeds for a week ... it's funny ... you're not supposed to have a heart attack, it kills the joke. — Christopher Titus
![Funny Testicles Quotes By Jamie Farrell Funny Testicles Quotes By Jamie Farrell](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-jamie-farrell-2116460.jpg)
In the third cabinet under the counter, she hit the good stuff. "Oh! You have a KitchenAid."
"If you're planning on caressing my mixer, you should know that might make my testicles explode," he said from behind her.
Her cheeks went hot enough to glow. "That would be awkward. — Jamie Farrell
![Funny Testicles Quotes By Rob Thurman Funny Testicles Quotes By Rob Thurman](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-rob-thurman-904236.jpg)
Spartacus," I called, "how's it hanging?" Probably not too well. Once you're dead, had your organs removed, and are resurrected as an undead mummified cat, your testicles probably looked like old raisins that had rolled under the couch. Raisins didn't tend to ... hang. — Rob Thurman
![Funny Testicles Quotes By Frank Layden Funny Testicles Quotes By Frank Layden](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-frank-layden-125694.jpg)
Nobody fights with Jerry because you know the price would be too high. You might come out the winner, at his age, you might even lick him, but you'd lose an eye, an arm, your testicles in the process, everything would be gone. — Frank Layden
![Funny Testicles Quotes By K.A. Tucker Funny Testicles Quotes By K.A. Tucker](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-k-a-tucker-320122.jpg)
It's not funny, Kacey!" I hiss. "That guy forced himself on me!"
She rolls her eyes but then, after a long pause, she sighs. "Yeah, you're right." Reaching over, she pinches the guy's arm without hesitation. "Hey, buddy!"
"You do that to her again and I'll sneak into your room and rip your balls off while you sleep, capisce?" she warns with a pointed finger. Most times my sister's threats involve the mutilation of testicles. — K.A. Tucker
![Funny Testicles Quotes By Brock Clarke Funny Testicles Quotes By Brock Clarke](https://quotessayings.net/pics/funny-testicles-quote-by-brock-clarke-499623.jpg)
Some of the men were dressed like Peter and wore red plaid hunting jackets or bulky tan Carhartt jackets or lined flannel shirts, and all of those men were wearing jeans and work boots. Some of the men wore ski jackets and hiking boots and the sort of many-pocketed army green pants that made you want to get out of your seat and rappel. Some of the men wore wide-wale corduroy pants and duck boots and cable0knit sweaters and scarves. It was a regular United Nations of white American manhood. But all the men, no matter what they were wearing, were slouching in their chairs, with their legs so wide open that it seemed as though there must be something severely wrong with their testicles. — Brock Clarke