Christopher Titus Quotes

I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In A Cake He's Got To Clean It Off. You Hit A Guy With A Water Balloon, He's Got To Dry Off. Guy's In The Hospital, You Get His Testicles Shaved, He Scratches And Bleeds For A Week ... It's Funny ... You're Not Supposed To Have A Heart Attack, It Kills The Joke.

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

Christopher Titus Quotes: I Gave My Father A Heart Attack. It Was A Practical Joke. Come On, You Push A Guy's Face In

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