Funny Teenage Driver Quotes & Sayings

Budgets are moral documents. Federal funding should reflect the priorities and the values of the majority of the American people. — Mike Pence

Article 24: When wearing a baseball cap, a Bro may position the brim at either 12 or 6 o'clock. All other angles are reserved for rappers and the handicapped. — Barney Stinson

I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself. I will be rich by myself, and not by borrowing. — Alfred Korzybski

Words are the counters of wise men, and the money of fools. — Thomas Hobbes

I say, Bill, I've sprained my ankle." Bill staggered on through the milky water. He did not look around. The man watched him go, and though his face was expressionless as ever, his eyes were like the eyes of a wounded deer. The other man limped up the farther bank and continued straight on without looking back. — Jack London

Your latter days are supposed to be greater than your former days. — T.D. Jakes

She said something in Kiowa in a happy tone. My name is Ay-ti-Podle, the Cicada, whose song means there is a fruit ripening nearby. She gestured back toward the big bay saddle horse and tossed her hair back. It was as if she wanted to include Pasha in this newfound happiness. — Paulette Jiles

Love is self-realization. Love is liberation. The only way beyond time, to unravel the knot of existence, is to love. — Frederick Lenz

In one sense, I have always felt glad to have had the war [World War II] in my childhood, because, as a result, nothing that has happened in the world since then has ever seemed quite so bad. On the other hand, I never entirely got over my feeling of being cheated when the promised era of peace in a wonderful "post-war world" failed to materialize. I could not understand how, after all that, people could ever even think of fighting again. And I still can't. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I think of myself as a meat-and-potatoes kind of director. — Stanley Donen

If stocks are attractive and you don't buy, you don't just look like an idiot, you are an idiot. — Jeremy Grantham

I think a fragrance is all about sensations and imagery, and can evoke visions, feelings and thoughts. — Shakira