Chelsea M. Campbell Quotes & Sayings

Maybe there's hope for her after all. I'm upgrading her future potential to trophy wife and/or anchorwoman on the local news. — Chelsea M. Campbell

Virgin," he whispers, and there's a catch in his throat, like he's so relieved to see someone, even me, that he might cry. — Chelsea M. Campbell

My mom's a mad scientist. It's a lot like being a regular scientist, except without worrying about legal or moral limitations, and it's a commom profession among the scientifically inclined supervillain. — Chelsea M. Campbell

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I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I explained that I'd been homeschooled but that didn't help. She must have been picturing cavemenlike supervillians in capes grunting and showing me how to rub two sticks together to make the pretty fire stuff. — Chelsea M. Campbell

This is why everyone thinks villains are evil. Because when superheroes start spouting off crap about how much better they are than us, it makes it really hard not to kill them. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I've been kidnapped by a madman in tights and a cape. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I'm partial to telling all the sharks they're not as cool as they think they are, and that it's people like them who bankrupt the tooth fairy and don't leave any tooth money for the rest of us. Or we can make out some more. I'm planning on moaning, 'oh, Salty! You bad sea demon!' next time. Just so you're prepared."
Kat grins. "Who says we can't do both?"
"I knew I loved you." I lean in and kiss her. And then a shark swims by and I shake my fist at it and ask it where all my quarters are. — Chelsea M. Campbell