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Funny Comebacks Quotes By Julie Kagawa

Did he teach you how to bore you opponents to sleep? Because I think I missed that lesson - Allie — Julie Kagawa

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Rafael Sabatini

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Sarah Rees Brennan

Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Terry Pratchett

(About a cookbook ... )
- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Lucian Bane

And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese — Lucian Bane

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Lloyd Alexander

Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel. — Lloyd Alexander

Funny Comebacks Quotes By L. H. Cosway

I didn't get far when he was suddenly behind me. He looped his finger through my belt and practically
dragged me to the corner he'd been standing in.
"What the fu ... ."
"Stay still," he ordered. "I need you to block the wind."
I didn't have any snappy comebacks, so I simply stood there, amazed by his gruffness. Hadn't anyone ever taught him simple manners? When I looked at him, I thought that maybe they hadn't. I could easily imagine him as a little Mowgli type, being raised by animals in the jungle. — L. H. Cosway

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Leila Sales

I glared at him. "You came all the way to Essex just to spy on us?"
"Yeah." He smirked. "I crossed the street. It was really rough. — Leila Sales

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Kyle Johnson

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come. — Kyle Johnson

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Mark A. Cooper

Laurence the last time I saw something like you I flushed it away. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Mark A. Cooper

How dare you. Do you have any idea who I am?" Laurence whined.
"I'm no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Lisi Harrison

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

Funny Comebacks Quotes By Lloyd Alexander

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander