Dudes Lying Quotes & Sayings

Behind the screen of the ballot, the real holders of power ... are the great industrial and monetary monopolies who own our national economic life. — Florence Luscomb

If you're injecting fear into other people, then you're trying to kill their minds. You're trying to get them to stop thinking. — Stephen Colbert

Only mediocrity escapes criticism. — John Steinbeck

Happiness lies in moments, and while you have it, you're not even aware; only afterwards do you know you were happy. — Luise Rainer

The purpose of conservation: The greatest good to the greatest number of people for the longest time. — Gifford Pinchot

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don't have anything else going for me. And my common sense opens the door to instinct. — Jerry Lewis

Depend upon it, a man never experiences such pleasure or grief after fourteen years as he does before, unless in some cases, in his first lovemaking, when the sensation is new to him — Charles Kingsley

Just so you know, Alice's nurse's uniform is a pair of green scrubs. She looks like Gumby. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

The notion that any one person can describe 'what really happened' is an absurdity. If ten - or a hundred - people witness an event, there will be ten - or a hundred - different versions of what took place. What we see and how we interpret it depends entirely upon our individual past experience. — David Eddings

No matter what you do, give it everything you have. Be the best, not the second best. — Michael Jackson

We have trust, Lady, you and I?"
"I trust you with my life, Andalie. — Erika Johansen

All the great game show hosts have a signature 'look,' from Bob Barker's year-round Brazil Nut-hued tan to Monty Hall's oversized lamb chop sideburns. As the host of IFC's new comedy game show 'Bunk,' I, too, have worked to develop a style signature by being the first man or woman in TV history to host every show in my bare feet! — Kurt Braunohler

People are essentially losing their temper for things that have nothing to do with the act of driving. — Marc Edwards

A band's only unique thing is its chemistry, especially if none of you are prodigious players or particularly handsome. The one thing you have is your uniqueness, so we hold on to that. — Chris Martin