Colonel Korn Quotes & Sayings

Colonel Korn's rule was a stroke of genius, Colonel Korn explained in his report to Colonel Cathcart. Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to ask questions were those who never did. Soon the only people attending were those who never asked questions, and the sessions were discontinued altogether, since Clevinger, the corporal and Colonel Korn agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything. Colonel — Joseph Heller

You know, one good apple can spoil the rest, Colonel Korn concluded with conscious irony. — Joseph Heller

I really do admire you a bit. You're an intelligent person of great moral character who has taken a very courageous stand. I'm an intelligent person with no moral character at all, so I'm in an ideal position to appreciate it. - Colonel Korn — Joseph Heller

Under Colonel Korn's rule, the only people permitted to
ask questions were those who never did. — Joseph Heller