Best Daria Quotes & Sayings

I do. I still love him so much. And I feel so worthless because he doesn't love me anymore. — Daria Snadowsky

In some ways therapists have it harder than surgeons, who can often correct the
issue with one operation. There's no quick fix for emotional trauma. — Daria Snadowsky

I am not a big facial person. But I do love a body scrub. — Daria Werbowy

I wonder how many more penises I'll have inside me in my lifetime. — Daria Snadowsky

It's sick how you can be intimate with someone one minute and then be furious with that same person the next. — Daria Snadowsky

Blame your body. The whole biological purpose of existence is to mate, so from the time we hit puberty, our hormones are demanding us to couple up. Maybe it's basic instinct to feel inadequate if you're single."
"That's what sucks. There's so many more interesting things than guys, but guys are what we spend most of our time talking about."
"I think that's just the way it is, though. No matter what we do, it's always more special if there's a boyfriend to share it with."
"Or a best friend. — Daria Snadowsky

In neuroscience, our textbook showed how the brain scans of people newly in love look a lot like the brain scans of patients with obsessive-compulsive disorder. In each case, your dopamine is suppressing your serotonin. — Daria Snadowsky

The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing. So that I'm letting go of the pain means I'm also letting go of the love. — Daria Snadowsky

Of course, there are days when you're not feeling your best and you still have to stand up there and it can be difficult. But those days pass and you move on. — Daria Werbowy

Ultimately, I have no power over what he or any boy thinks of me. — Daria Snadowsky

Please don't hate you??!! I hate that I love you. Loving you made me waste a year of my life. Loving
you made me be passionate about nothing but you. Loving you made me take risks I never would have
otherwise. Loving you made me give it up to you. Loving you made me neglect my parents and Amy.
Loving you made me not care that my grandma just died. Loving you made me turn out bitter and
hopeless like her. Loving you made me hate myself for being dumped by you. Loving you made me
deluded, irrational, inconsiderate, and a liar. And because I love you, you're always going to haunt me. — Daria Snadowsky

I think how breakups can bring out the worst in the best people, and part of being upset is mouthing off crap you don't mean. — Daria Snadowsky

How is it that mankind can engineer condoms to prevent pregnancy and STDs and not be able to invent some sort of emotional safeguard? Is it even possible to abstain from falling in love? — Daria Snadowsky

If something breaks when you're out crossing oceans, your choices are to fix it, replace it, or do without it. — Daria Blackwell

The other big con is whether having sex could cause me to more than just like like Guy. But that could happen even if we don't sleep together. You don't even need to date a boy to dream about marrying him. — Daria Snadowsky

As juvenile as we sound, sometimes the most fun thing in the world is laughing with girls about boys. — Daria Snadowsky

Back in high school, I never understood how Amy could enjoy getting with guys just for the short haul. In a way, though, making out like this is more enjoyable because there's no pressure for me to not do or say anything stupid. What's the worst that can happen if I do? So I'm freer to focus on what I'm feeling, not what he feels about me. — Daria Snadowsky

Once you've ridden the roller coaster, the Ferris wheel's kinda restricting. — Daria Snadowsky

Whatever age you are when you're first burned is old enough to lose hope that you'll ever get excited about anybody else. — Daria Snadowsky

Home is your sanctuary. — Daria Werbowy

Your love interest becomes the most important thing to you. And if the love is requited, it's the biggest high in the universe, and you'd be fine never being with anyone else. But if this person doesn't want you back, well, you
pretty much wish you were dead ... or that that person dies miserable. — Daria Snadowsky

I can't be happy going out if it's not ... going anywhere. — Daria Snadowsky

High school sweetheart is such an
innocuous-sounding term for something that can tear out your guts. — Daria Snadowsky

How was your day?" Adam asked.
"Long, very, very long."
"You didn't have fun with Junior?"
"Yea I had the best time changing his diapers," Patrice replied teasingly....
"How was your day?" Patrice asked hoping she would never wake up from this dream. She wanted to prolong it.
"Same as yours long, but I didn't have to change diapers, " he replied smiling. — Daria White

I guess a lot of people don't realise, but I'm always playing a character when I'm working. When you're always having people's images projected on you, who 'Daria' is as a person sort of disappears. — Daria Werbowy

When did you stop caring for me? Certainly not before Thanksgiving. You certainly wouldn't accept a blow job from someone if you were thinking about breaking up with her. — Daria Snadowsky

It sucks enough when girlfriends break plans with each other for a boy, but at least that's not against the natural order of things, like when a boy blows off his girlfriend for friends ... Or maybe I've had it wrong all along.
Since friendships usually outlast relationships, why shouldn't friends receive preferential treatment?
Because you don't sleep with your friends! — Daria Snadowsky

That's the thing about exes - for eternity you feel like rivals in a kind of happiness contest, and losing would be the epitome of tragedy. — Daria Snadowsky

I wasn't expecting him to light candles or scatter rose petals. But I just made myself infertile for him, so the
least he could've done was make the bed. — Daria Snadowsky

But recalling how my ex had nasty BO after track practice never made me feel better. It seemed disingenuous to hold things against him that before I readily accepted as the price of love. — Daria Snadowsky

Some scientists hypothesize that having children is the only reason romantic love came about. It kept couples together long enough to mate and see a baby through infancy. — Daria Snadowsky

Friends don't drool. Friends don't drool... — Barbara Kloss

Pain was my tie to a past that a part of me wanted to hold on to. The more I hurt, the more I knew I loved, and that felt like a good thing. — Daria Snadowsky

How is it that two people can be in the same relationship and still have completely different ideas of what's going on? — Daria Snadowsky

I hate how it's so much easier to be open and straightforward to a computer screen than to an actual person. — Daria Snadowsky

Did things get a lot hotter between you two? A little stove-top stuffing in the kitchen?-Amy — Daria Snadowsky

I suppose it's the feminist in me, but I didn't always associate modelling with an intelligent career. I used to put myself down for doing it. — Daria Werbowy

Meanwhile, every corner of this city is laced with memories of us together. — Daria Snadowsky