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1000 Short Funny Quotes By Shawn Mendes

I'm a very spontaneous person. When I see something that might be fun or different, I will try it. — Shawn Mendes

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Alex Ferguson

We are very focused this time and our preparation has been better. We maybe made one or two mistakes last time, but not this time. — Alex Ferguson

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Tim Heaton

If there is such a things as "race", there is only the Human one. — Tim Heaton

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Sandra Bernhard

I think there are always different times in your life when you go, "Oh, god. I wish I were traditionally pretty. My life would be so much easier." But then you get through that, and you go, "Well, I'm not." — Sandra Bernhard

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Anonymous

The law has an evangelistic use.[7] Let man try to obey the law for salvation. At first he will think he can do it. Then he will learn that he cannot possibly be as holy as the law demands. Wielded by the Spirit, the law condemns him, pronounces a curse upon him, and declares him liable to the wrath of God and the torments of hell (Gal. 3:10). Finally, he will come to the desperate realization that only God can save him by changing his heart and giving him a new nature. The Spirit brings him to the end of the law, Christ Jesus, as the only righteousness acceptable with God — Anonymous

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Emmanuelle Chriqui

I've always dreamed of doing a period piece, I just never knew what it would be. — Emmanuelle Chriqui

1000 Short Funny Quotes By T.H. White

I suppose the best way to tell the story is simply to narrate it, without an effort to carry belief. The thing did not require belief. It was not a feeling of horror in one's bones, or a misty outline, or anything that needed to be given actuality by an act of faith. It was as solid as a wardrobe. You don't have to believe in wardrobes. They are there, with corners. (The Troll) — T.H. White

1000 Short Funny Quotes By James Howell

This life at best is but an inn, And we the passengers. — James Howell

1000 Short Funny Quotes By S.K. Tremayne

I once read a survey that explained how moving is as traumatic as divorce, or as the death of a parent. — S.K. Tremayne

1000 Short Funny Quotes By John Vianney

My little children, your hearts, are small, but prayer stretches them and makes them capable of loving God. Through prayer we receive a foretaste of heaven and something of paradise comes down upon us. Prayer never leaves us without sweetness. It is honey that flows into the souls and makes all things sweet. When we pray properly, sorrows disappear like snow before the sun. — John Vianney

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Karina Halle

Poor Twatwaffle. Thank God all good llamas go to heaven. — Karina Halle

1000 Short Funny Quotes By Ernest Hemingway,

And what did last? I last, she thought. Yes, i have lasted. But for what? — Ernest Hemingway,