Casey Renee Kiser Quotes & Sayings

My pillow is as good as any ocean
to drown in the nightmare of myself.
I swam all the way here from the moon. — Casey Renee Kiser

Oh, precious losing streak,
you're too cute for your own good.
I try to laugh about it
but my face is made of wood. — Casey Renee Kiser

I can't get his bones
to go down the fucking drain.
I try to stuff the tiny holes,
too tiny for this pain.
I can't get his bones
to break any way for my gain.
Break them back a little too far,
never too far for the sake of sane. — Casey Renee Kiser

We're in the business of melancholia
and we are married to our work. — Casey Renee Kiser

I am girl overboard.
But you do make drowning fun. — Casey Renee Kiser

Waking up breaks my heart.
Getting dressed breaks my arms.
Joining the crowd breaks my legs.
Letting someone in ... does me in. — Casey Renee Kiser

I hear they make greeting cards now
to thank your therapist ... for NOTHING — Casey Renee Kiser

He comes.
And he comes
loaded
with noise pollution.
If I ever prayed for anything,
it was for a man
to shut up. — Casey Renee Kiser

I'll let no man in, unless of course, he knocks.
Walk right in to my heart with a thousand locks. — Casey Renee Kiser

Potential grabs my inner thigh
Yeah, that's how close we are ... — Casey Renee Kiser

Boys don't like
smart girls
they like
push-around-in-a-cart
kinda girls
target-for-their-dart
kinda girls
meat-for-their-shark
kinda girls — Casey Renee Kiser

I want to sleep in the oven
because I just burn in the bed. — Casey Renee Kiser

Sometimes I look at him
and I want to get on my best heels.
Sometimes I look at him
and I want to be a lesbian.
He says that I'm too moody. — Casey Renee Kiser

Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out. — Casey Renee Kiser

I get happy and I get sad,
just like anybody else
but they call this a disorder. — Casey Renee Kiser

I won't sleep
if that's what it takes
to not wake up
as myself — Casey Renee Kiser

I'll put my lips up to your gun and blow, just so you'll know I can be bold once I'm shining bright. — Casey Renee Kiser

Love me
get lost in me
but beware
side effects include
a lot of shivering, baby
a lot of drinking, maybe
a lot of sinking, baby — Casey Renee Kiser

Daddy is jive talking
and showering the stripper
Mommy is sleepwalking
while changing baby's diaper — Casey Renee Kiser

Go on down to the local palm reader,
she'll spit out exactly what you feed her
because honey, you already knew
your husband was a cheater. — Casey Renee Kiser

He wants my knees to bend to the bells. I hope there's rhythm in Hell. — Casey Renee Kiser

Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser