Allie Brosh Quotes

The Shelter Worker Said, "This One Hates Everything And She Doesn't Know Anything, And I Hope You Aren't Planning On Taking Her Outside Ever Because She's More Like A Bear Than A Dog, Really, And Unfortunately, She Can Scale A Seven-foot-tall Fence Like The Fucking Spider-Man." And We Were Like, "Sure, Why Not.

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