Ted Kosmatka Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Ted Kosmatka
Once you believe in quantum mechanics," I said, "it's hard to rule something out merely because it is impossible. — Ted Kosmatka
And is that what you'd wish for him, to have an easy life?"
"Isn't that what every parent wishes for?"
"No," I said. I touched my own stomach. I put my small hand over his large one. "I hope our son grows to be a good man. — Ted Kosmatka
I drank until I couldn't remember which hand held the gun and which the bottle. I drank until they were the same. — Ted Kosmatka
Speaking of boxes...
Do you know that thought experiment with the cat in the box with the poison? Theory requires the cat to be both alive and dead until observed.
Well, I actually performed the experiment. Dozens of times. The bad news is reality doesn't exist. The good news is we have a new cat graveyard. — Ted Kosmatka
The math says you can either know the position of an electron or the momentum, but never both. — Ted Kosmatka
They were so far-fetched, so ridiculous, that only someone with his kind of power would have a vested interest in shifting attention away from the commission. It was a method torn from the pages of the oldest propaganda books. Tell a lowercase lie, and people won't believe it. Tell a standard lie, and people will doubt it. But tell a lie in all caps, a lie of truly colossal proportions, and that people will have to believe. And although such a colossal lie, when told by a man of power and position, requires little in the way of actual proof, it is still vulnerable to a large enough burden of contrary evidence. — Ted Kosmatka
So there is only this place." He gestured around him. "Only work. People forget they are going to die someday. There's more to life than career and paycheck. — Ted Kosmatka
I shook my head. "After a while, quantum mechanics starts to affect your worldview." "What does this mean?" "The more research I did, the less I believed." "In quantum mechanics?" "No," I said. "In the world. — Ted Kosmatka
And how I hated the term, politically incorrect, hated the shield it gave racists who got to label themselves politically incorrect, instead of admitting what they really were. Even to themselves. — Ted Kosmatka
Never trust a man with only one book. — Ted Kosmatka
The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation.
If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance.
Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance?
Neurotoxin.
Due to high mortality rates, you may be reluctant to participate in the new initiative.
The enrichtment center assures you this is a strictly selfish impulse on your part, and why can't you love science like [insert co-worker's name here]? — Ted Kosmatka
I'd ask you to think outside the box on this, but it's obvious your box is broken. And has schizophrenia. — Ted Kosmatka
First we see, and then we reflect. Imagine a painting of a bicycle; then imagine the bicycle cast as a sculpture. Finally imagine a sculpture so perfect in every detail that it is indistinguishable from what it reflects. Imagine that you might ride upon this perfect sculpture. Is it not, in fact, just another bicycle? — Ted Kosmatka
And there was the true artistry of a golden tongue. To be able to speak for an hour without revealing anything. To speak without leaving the impression that your words, by the hundreds, were full of empty air. — Ted Kosmatka
She brought her hand up to find my cheek. "Why are the brilliant ones always so fucked up? — Ted Kosmatka
You look at your child's face, and you don't wonder whose side you're on. You know. That side. — Ted Kosmatka