Stan Kelly-Bootle Quotes & Sayings
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Famous Quotes By Stan Kelly-Bootle
Should array indices start at 0 or 1? My compromise of 0.5 was rejected without, I thought, proper consideration. — Stan Kelly-Bootle
Database Management System [Origin: Data + Latin basus "low, mean, vile, menial, degrading, ounterfeit."] A complex set of interrelational data structures allowing data to be lost in many convenient sequences while retaining a complete record of the logical relations between the missing items.
From The Devil's DP Dictionary — Stan Kelly-Bootle
Committee, n.: A group of people that, when given the task of deciding whether to start array indices from either 0 or 1, compromises to declare that they are to start from 0.5. — Stan Kelly-Bootle
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing. — Stan Kelly-Bootle
Computer Science: A study akin to numerology and astrology, but lacking the precision of the former and the success of the latter. — Stan Kelly-Bootle
There are three things a man must do before his life is done; Write two lines in APL, And make the buggers run. — Stan Kelly-Bootle