Shirley Jump Quotes & Sayings

even opened the box?" She parked her fists on her trim little hips. "I have had a very bad day." "Well, so have I." He grinned. "But you just made me laugh, so it's starting to improve." She gave him a glare. "I don't find this funny." He raised the can — Shirley Jump

God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump

You stole my heart the day we met, and I've never asked for it back. — Shirley Jump

You know you're about as forthcoming as a mime. — Shirley Jump

twice and went still. "Just what a toy company needs," Carter muttered. "A cat that — Shirley Jump

God grant me the serenity to accept my goal weight, the courage to resist anything with more than three hundred calories, and the wisdom to check the fat grams before I open my mouth and insert a fork. — Shirley Jump