Melissa F. Olson Quotes & Sayings

I'm like one of those rich society girls - ridiculously famous in certain circles but only for stupid reasons. — Melissa F. Olson

Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint! — Melissa F. Olson

could only fight evil so long without a bra. — Melissa F. Olson

It wasn't the greatest bargain I'd ever made, but I didn't see a lot of alternatives, short of moving into Charlie's bedroom or trying to convince John to move to Belize. — Melissa F. Olson

Sometimes I consider chopping my hair down to a nice manageable three inches, but I would miss it too much. It's less useful and more confidence-boosting, like Superman's cape. — Melissa F. Olson