Ron Swanson Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 8 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Ron Swanson.
Famous Quotes By Ron Swanson
Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing — Ron Swanson
I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal. — Ron Swanson
There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson. — Ron Swanson
He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him. — Ron Swanson
I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food. — Ron Swanson
Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars. — Ron Swanson
History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake. — Ron Swanson
I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson — Ron Swanson