Robert Leland Taylor Quotes & Sayings

You can lead a horse to water but a bird in hand can't fool me twice. — Robert Leland Taylor

Cumquats? I've had a few, but then again, tofu dementia. — Robert Leland Taylor

Whenever you start to feel sorry for yourself, always remember that there are a lot of people out there who are amazingly talented and make you look like a drooling Neanderthal. — Robert Leland Taylor

We'll not only survive,
we'll thrive,
be positively alive
with a little more space between us. — Robert Leland Taylor

Shit!' cried the king, and 40 thousand stooped and strained. — Robert Leland Taylor

Trilogy: Three times the tripe. — Robert Leland Taylor

If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, you're probably in the wrong bathroom. — Robert Leland Taylor

My air bag went off this morning. I told her to shut the hell up. — Robert Leland Taylor

Stop the goddamn bus--I have to throw up. — Robert Leland Taylor

I may not agree with your position, but I will defend to the death your right to concede. — Robert Leland Taylor

I don't know why I love you but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have anything to do with you. — Robert Leland Taylor