Richard Belzer Quotes & Sayings

What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy. — Richard Belzer

I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny! — Richard Belzer

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap. — Richard Belzer

It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts. — Richard Belzer