Paul Heyman Quotes & Sayings

My own children are John Cena fans- which really pisses me off by the way. — Paul Heyman

My Client Brock Lesnar conquered the Undertakers Undefeated Streak at Wrestlemania — Paul Heyman

Missy is really a man. She's a cross dresser. She hangs out with Sammartino. They shave each other's back. — Paul Heyman

Christian! His parents had nine months to to think of a name, and the best they came up with was Christian!? My parents had nine months and they didn't call me Jew! — Paul Heyman

Brock Lesnar is not here to put smiles on people's faces. Brock Lesnar is here to shock the WWE Universe and put TEARS in the EYES of CHILDREN! — Paul Heyman

Who's that, the windbreaker? — Paul Heyman

Why be second best at anything? — Paul Heyman

You cannot achieve success without the risk of failure. And I learned a long time ago, you cannot achieve success, if you fear failure. If you're not afraid to fail, man, you have a chance to succeed. But you're never gonna get there unless you risk it, all the way. I'll risk failure. Sometimes, half the fun is failing. Learning from your mistakes, waking up the next morning, and saying 'Okay. Watch out. Here I come again. A little bit smarter, licking my wounds, and really not looking forward to getting my ass kicked the way I just did yesterday.' So now, I'm just a little more dangerous. — Paul Heyman

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound. — Paul Heyman

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

I got sued more times than Martha Stewart. — Paul Heyman

Do you know who else is hot? My mom! My Mom's HOT!!! — Paul Heyman

It's the unbridled passion and the fearlessness to just go into something with reckless abandon that allows you to create something from nothing. That allows you to innovate. That allows you to take things to the extreme. — Paul Heyman

That's not a prediction, that's a spoiler. — Paul Heyman

Wrestling is an art form. I don't worry about those who don't get it; I worry about satisfying those who do. — Paul Heyman