Missy Lyons Quotes & Sayings

She seemed to enjoy the control and picked out some stretch blue jeans that hugged his ass tighter than a pair of kissing Proulahs. On his world, once mated, the blue crustaceans shared a shell for the rest of their life in an eternal kiss. — Missy Lyons

This wasn't the Dark Ages, and she wasn't living in a third world nation where women didn't have any rights and were treated unequally. — Missy Lyons

Every woman needs a man. — Missy Lyons

Help you? I'd lick you, and most girls would want to marry you if you so much as talked to them. — Missy Lyons

She had to remember not to look at him when he smiled like that. — Missy Lyons

When they confronted her like this, she felt like a delicate freaking time bomb just waiting for a time and a place to explode. — Missy Lyons

She was in control of her life, even though it seemed she wasn't. All she had to do was take the steering wheel and start driving. — Missy Lyons

Two is always better than one. — Missy Lyons

It was like he was a caveman grunting, You woman. Me man. Let's make babies together. — Missy Lyons

Cowboys don't go around breaking hearts. — Missy Lyons

Didn't I tell you that you would be safe as long as you were with me?"
"Yes, but I didn't believe you when you pushed me off the edge of a building. — Missy Lyons

She could end up on the news if she wasn't careful, with her face plastered on the back of milk jugs. Missing and too stupid to live. — Missy Lyons

Two blue men the size of football players walking through a store wrapped in Roman gladiator armor was bound to attract attention. — Missy Lyons

You call this a chariot? — Missy Lyons

That sounded sweet enough to almost be intelligent, but it was chauvinistic as hell. — Missy Lyons

Driving in your world seems a bit dangerous. — Missy Lyons

I feel alive when you kiss me. — Missy Lyons

You might be able to kiss like a rock star, but you've got to get over this macho trip. You don't own me. — Missy Lyons

Synthetic chocolate sounds wrong. — Missy Lyons

Having someone this male next to her made her soul feel exhilarated and convey brazenly suggestive, female, liberal ideas to her inner id. — Missy Lyons

Earth girls aren't easy. — Missy Lyons

It was the kind of scream that would be in a horror movie right before someone got chopped up into little bitty pieces. — Missy Lyons

There is no better place to heal a broken heart than on the back of a horse. — Missy Lyons

We don't have a Giant Aliens "R" Us or we'd be there. — Missy Lyons

The sea of reporters on her lawn made Loretta Brooks do a double take. — Missy Lyons

Lily closed her eyes and screamed at the top of her lungs as she made the scariest fall of her life, plunging to her certain death while clinging to her rescuer who really didn't rescue her at all. — Missy Lyons

Men were born to protect and love, and our women help us to serve a higher purpose. — Missy Lyons

The supernova sun would be cooler than the fire lighting our desire. — Missy Lyons

There was an electric buzzing sound that was constantly on, acting as background music like a million cicadas in the forest. A constant white noise. — Missy Lyons

Barbaric is letting the woman suffer to be alone for the rest of her life. — Missy Lyons

You can't walk around here half naked in Roman warrior costumes or every woman in a fifty-mile radius will be on you like flies on honey. — Missy Lyons