Mick Foley Quotes & Sayings

If the WWF was about talent, Taka Michinoku would have been WWF champion — Mick Foley

Look! I can't even wear glasses because my ear is missing. I'm hardcore! I'm hardcore! — Mick Foley

I happen to be a three-time former WWF Champion and a hardcore legend, and I never had my own dressing room. — Mick Foley

A big book is like a serious relationship; it requires a commitment. Not only that, but there's no guarantee that you will enjoy it, or that it will have a happy ending. Kind of like going out with a girl, having to spend time every day with her - with absolutely no guarantee of nailing her in the end. No thanks. — Mick Foley

Yeah, that's a good point. — Mick Foley

I would rather hurt a man ... than love a woman. — Mick Foley

I thought about going to WCW but then I realized I wasn't old enough. — Mick Foley

On the 8th day, God created Mankind. Why was he having such a bad day? Why did he create all of you normal ... but forget so many important parts of me? — Mick Foley

I can't jump high, so I jump from high places. — Mick Foley

Destruction CAN be beautiful! — Mick Foley

Shut your role and know your mouth. — Mick Foley

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

This is for all the little Stingers — Mick Foley

Welcome to Anaheim, California, my fellow broken-down, washed-up wrestler. — Mick Foley

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world — Mick Foley