Kristin Billerbeck Quotes & Sayings

Self-esteem comes from the Lord, not other people. Why should we care what other's think? — Kristin Billerbeck

We have an agreement," she explained. "I watch nothing to do with a hobbit, Vulcan, or comic book hero, and in return, Dexter's not forced to sit through a foreign romance, a BBC production, or one my classic films. — Kristin Billerbeck

What if I'm destined to be single for the rest of my life, and you're upsetting the balance of nature and God's plan? — Kristin Billerbeck

There's a world I could do without: public underwear showings. There was a time in my lifetime when you had to open a J.C. Penney catalog to see people in their underwear. Now it's like the national pastime, hanging out in your underwear. I don't see why they have to pay anyone to model it. — Kristin Billerbeck

My mom says the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, but I'm hopeful that their tree was on a hill and I'm rolling farther away as write — Kristin Billerbeck

If he only knew how often she and Eileen had discussed the benefits of Netflix on dateless weekend nights. — Kristin Billerbeck

One has to be proactive in warding off ugly, and that costs money. — Kristin Billerbeck

I may not be desperate. But I'm close. — Kristin Billerbeck

Sometimes our biggest mistakes give us our greatest reward. — Kristin Billerbeck

No one who truly understands grace will tell a person their sin is beyond it. — Kristin Billerbeck

I'm not saying there aren't a few who marry the guy for his money. There are, but I believe there are more of us who marry because we grew up believing in the fairy tale, and no one ever told us it was a lie. — Kristin Billerbeck

I'm getting married because it's time and I want to have a family." "No, that's why men get married. Women get married because they're in love. — Kristin Billerbeck

Wouldn't it be great if God just blew an air horn in your ear and told you exactly what to do? It's that whole free will business. Gets in my way every time. — Kristin Billerbeck

Marriage is like calculus. Complicated and inexplicably remote. People think it's about loving one another and riding off into the sunset, but no one tells you the horse is lame or that it's an eclipse, and there won't be a sunset that day. — Kristin Billerbeck

Love isn't safe. And whoever you love will hurt you. It's part of the human experience. No one is perfect...People make mistakes. The secret is to focus on what they do right and decide what quirks you can live with. — Kristin Billerbeck

you can plan so that nothing goes wrong in life. But something will, and it won't be what you expected to go wrong. So make sure you're with someone who will help you bail the water out of the boat, not someone who will blame you for the hole. — Kristin Billerbeck