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Kimberly Pauley Quotes & Sayings

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Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampires
Truth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires don't exist
Truth: Dead wrong. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Garlic repels vampires.
Truth: Try telling that to my dad. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.
Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.
Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. — Kimberly Pauley

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The best defense is a confusing offense. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.
Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?
Wait, don't answer that. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires can read minds.
Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.
Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world? — Kimberly Pauley

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Myth: A stake through the heart will kill a vampire.
Truth: Well, duh. It would kill anyone. — Kimberly Pauley

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A book is never, ever finished. You simply get to a point where you and your editor are reasonably happy with how it is and you go with that. Left to our own devices, a writer would endlessly fiddle with a book, changing little thing after little thing. — Kimberly Pauley

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Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something about "damn Cullenist" loud enough for me to hear. (Well, me and everybody else, since we've all got superhearing.) What's he talking about? What did I
oh wait, yeah, those vampire books with the sparkly vampires. Great. — Kimberly Pauley