Julian Tuwim Quotes & Sayings

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere. — Julian Tuwim

A pessimist says all women are loose. An optimist does not, but he has hopes. — Julian Tuwim

There are two kinds of blood, the blood that flows in the veins and the blood that flows out of them.
— Julian Tuwim

Tragedy
to fall in love with a face, and marry the whole woman. — Julian Tuwim

Success
something your friends will never forgive you. — Julian Tuwim

A virtuous girl never chases after boys; who ever saw a mousetrap chasing mice? — Julian Tuwim

Do not desire your neighbor's wife in vain. — Julian Tuwim

Fidelity
a strong itch with a prohibition to scratch. — Julian Tuwim

The difference between camels and men; a camel can work a week and not drink; a man can drink a week and not work. — Julian Tuwim

Throw a lucky man into water and he'll surface with a fish in his mouth. — Julian Tuwim

Conscience: that quiet voice which whispers that someone is watching. — Julian Tuwim

Egoist is someone who cares more for himself than me. — Julian Tuwim