John Malkovich Quotes & Sayings

There's a reason screens are only this thick. — John Malkovich

I admire sensible, kind people. They're not often famous. — John Malkovich

I'm not a very skeptical person. — John Malkovich

I've permitted myself to learn and to fail with some regularity. And that is probably the one thing I was given, and that I'm still grateful for. — John Malkovich

I like to direct movies, but I don't like to goof around for eight years talking about it. — John Malkovich

The most evocative thing to me is probably when a writer and a group of performers can collectively put together something compelling that asks the really simple question: 'How do we live?' — John Malkovich

In New York in the Forties or Fifties, everybody's in a suit, an overcoat and a hat. — John Malkovich

Imagine how asleep or utterly unperceptive and clueless you would have to be not to see yourself as absurd for the most part. — John Malkovich

We have a tendency to think everyone's idiotic and everyone's only doing something idiotic, and the world is controlled by a not-so-secret group of morons. There's great truth in that, I suppose, but then it's also not true. — John Malkovich

If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good. — John Malkovich

Every country has their problems. — John Malkovich

Art is not disposable. If you want it, you have to hold it and smell it and touch it and read the credits and enjoy it and put it on your wall. — John Malkovich

Well, I like to have fun at work. — John Malkovich

Most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house by themselves. — John Malkovich

I think 1973 was the nadir of fashion. When you watch the coverage from that era, you're struck by the astonishing ugliness of the clothes. — John Malkovich

I'm not a psychiatrist. I'm not treating patients. — John Malkovich

I don't want a trillion-dollar empire to run. — John Malkovich

I always liked clothes; since I was very, very young, I was interested. I studied costume as part of my theatre education. — John Malkovich

There will be people who hate everything you do. And some people will really love it. But that's not really different from the people who really hate it. — John Malkovich

I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set. — John Malkovich

Things are so much global and Americanised. — John Malkovich

You know, I'm really not interested in someone telling me that something's good or bad. — John Malkovich

My life before children I don't really remember. I've heard references to it, but I really don't remember. — John Malkovich

I grew tired of religion some time not long after birth. I believe in people, I believe in humans, I believe in a car, but I don't believe something I can't have absolutely no evidence of for millenniums. And it's funny, people think analysis or psychiatry is mad, and they go to church ... — John Malkovich

I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover. — John Malkovich

The projects I look for to produce or direct would not be ones in which I would want to act. — John Malkovich

Actors generally get to do things you probably shouldn't do in real life - well, at least as much as one might like to or be tempted to. Though I suppose a lot of actors just go ahead and do it, don't they? — John Malkovich

I never wanted to be with someone who just hung around the house. — John Malkovich

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would just say that - the ghosts you chase you never catch. — John Malkovich

I'm more likely to lose my temper on a film set than almost anywhere. Often the level of idiocy is so exalted that it's impossible to comprehend. — John Malkovich

I'll never be the biggest kind of star; I'll be like Bob Duvall, respected as an actor but a lot of people can't identify the face. I don't have the personality of a big star, or the looks of a Mel Gibson or a Paul Newman, or the style of a George C. Scott. — John Malkovich

I don't wake up drenched in sweat because I haven't been on stage in years. — John Malkovich

I don't lose my temper very often now, and if I do, it's well deserved. — John Malkovich

I don't need to be liked. — John Malkovich

I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me I was much more interested in how I looked playing baseball or football than in actually playing. There's great truth in that. — John Malkovich

I don't really go through a process, it goes through me. — John Malkovich

I mean, anything that money can be made off will never be a problem to make, no matter what it is. — John Malkovich

The world is ruled by violence, or at least the imminent threat of violence. It always has been. — John Malkovich

I wouldn't say anything I ever did in film would be something I'd use the word proud about. I've done better work in the theater. — John Malkovich

Politics is not really my thing. — John Malkovich

I only have two rules for my newly born daughter: she will dress well and never have sex. — John Malkovich

I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves. — John Malkovich

I'm not a Method actor. I don't believe acting should be psychodrama. I look within myself and see what I can find to play the role with. If I'm playing a blind man, I don't go around blindfolded for days. A lot of good actors would, but I don't go in for that very much. I like to just make it up as I go along. — John Malkovich

I still have a temper, I suppose. — John Malkovich

When you do a really good play, the audience and the performers are looking into the same looking glass, the same microscope. And the specimen they are looking at is human life and that's why I do it, that's why I like it. — John Malkovich

I'm more boring and more conservative. — John Malkovich

I mean, a lot of time rehearsals are taken up with other things other than preparing a character. — John Malkovich

If I had spent as much time in the weight room as I did designing football uniforms, I probably would have had a free college education. — John Malkovich

Unlike my grandfather or my brother, I've actually been able to make some money at a racetrack. — John Malkovich

I can have incredible self-discipline. But see, I think it's obviously a form of stupidity. — John Malkovich

I know for a fact that a lot of actors are desperate and unhappy if their careers are not progressing at what they think is the correct rate. They just go crazy if they're not working. I don't feel I'd be that way. You can always get a few people together and put on a play. Maybe not in New York or L.A., but in a lot of other towns, you can. — John Malkovich

I know I have a fairly strong feminine side. I find myself really distanced from male behavior. — John Malkovich

Quite often - a lot of the work I had done had been extensively with women. Most especially in the theater, but also quite often in the movies. That has its own delights, and maybe pitfalls too. — John Malkovich

I like design, I like details, to me it is just another form of self-expression. — John Malkovich

One doesn't know if one had a happy childhood or not. I don't really know what it means. — John Malkovich

I wasn't really raised to be the type of person to have doubts. — John Malkovich

You can't work in the movies. Movies are all about lighting. Very few filmmakers will concentrate on the story. You get very little rehearsal time, so anything you do onscreen is a kind of speed painting. — John Malkovich

Reviews are destructive by their very nature. — John Malkovich

I have driven school buses, sold egg rolls and painted houses, and I have often wondered what my life would have been like if I hadn't gone into acting. Mind you, it's a great life, going around pretending you're other people and getting paid ridiculous sums of money for it. — John Malkovich

My father was an exceptionally strong influence on me. — John Malkovich

I have at times spoken with my peers and the head of the actors' union about why we're not paid when we appear in, say, a 'TMZ' production, but there seems to be no real interest in combatting it. — John Malkovich

I can see how, given a certain degree of sensitivities, proclivities and rage, I could have ended up differently. — John Malkovich

I like very much to do movies. — John Malkovich

I think I was born at a time when an American male had so many advantages and opportunities that weren't available to men before or after, just a very brief period. — John Malkovich

You have to play your characters, not like them. — John Malkovich

Fashion is chaotic, and it can be an aggravation, too, but it is at its best when it allows you to express yourself. — John Malkovich

'Secretariat' was such a magnificent animal, unbelievably beautiful and powerful. It's always nice to see something that close to perfection, a reason to celebrate. — John Malkovich

I think probably when I was little, after my brother turned on me, I just had to play by myself or with myself. I've always done that. I think either it's some kind of weirdly competitive streak or it takes my mind off whatever's bothering me. — John Malkovich

I don't mind tracksuits. At the track. — John Malkovich

Well, I design costumes because I started with the theater in Chicago, but somehow a few lines just sort of fell to me to do it. And I studied it in school and I always liked it. — John Malkovich

I always wanted to be fashionable. — John Malkovich

And if you say a word about this over the radio, the next wings you see will belong to the flies buzzing over your rotting corpse. — John Malkovich

Most filmmakers' entire body of knowledge is of other movies. When they describe things, they describe them in relation to other movies. That's why we have so many cyclical movies that look like other movies. But I'm not cynical. I even go to some of those movies. — John Malkovich

You can be a mason and build 50 buildings, but it doesn't mean you can design one. — John Malkovich

People get up, they go to work, they have their lives, but you'll never see the headlines say, 'Six billion people got along rather well today.' You'll have the headline about the 30 people who shot each other. — John Malkovich

I was a very good baseball player and football player as a kid. — John Malkovich

I brought my first fall/winter line to New York, and it was confiscated by U.S. Customs. They asked, 'What is the value of this?' I said, 'I'm not so good with existential questions.' — John Malkovich

I haven't physically attacked anyone in a couple of years. — John Malkovich

Some people die before their time so that others can live. It's a cornerstone of civilization. — John Malkovich

Scary monsters are like Hula Hoops. They come in and out of fashion. — John Malkovich

I don't like things too overstated in the cut or too perfect. — John Malkovich

I probably have more female friends than any man I've ever met. What I like about them is that almost always they're generally mentally tougher, and they're better listeners, and they're more capable of surviving things. And most of the women that I like have a haunted quality - they're sort of like women who live in a haunted house all by themselves. — John Malkovich

My father could be very distancing. My clearest memory is of him squatting, watering plants for hours and hours at a time, completely silent. He was very self-contained; my mother was more outgoing and chatty and social. I'm certainly more like her. — John Malkovich

I think when I went to psychoanalysis, I actually believed that people said what they meant. This was my whole problem. — John Malkovich

I'd hate to see any film I'm involved in fail, especially artistically but also business-wise. — John Malkovich

I think people seem to sort of associate me with danger. And I don't see that at all. — John Malkovich

The theater is so disappointing, really, that it's hard to go again and again. It's just too heartbreaking. I'd rather watch football or play a game or read. — John Malkovich

I just start with a pencil and paper. I don't want something too trendy, too fashion-forward. I don't want to make something I consider a regular person couldn't wear with blue jeans. But I don't want to make something that other people make, either - like a skinny black suit in a shiny material that you can buy anywhere. — John Malkovich

As an actor there are no drawbacks. — John Malkovich

I don't have a great intellect, and I can't compete with people who do. I feel certain things. And all I know, and all I can do, is what I feel. — John Malkovich

You have to do things people see or you don't get to do anything. — John Malkovich

I don't want to be boring. But that's not always easy. — John Malkovich

And may the best of you - for it will only be the best of you, and even then only in the rarest and briefest moments - succeed in framing that most basic of questions, 'how do we live?' — John Malkovich

Utopia means elsewhere. — John Malkovich

Where women are concerned, the rule is never to go out with anyone better dressed than you. — John Malkovich

I'm a little bit of a fabric lunatic. — John Malkovich

I grew up in the Midwest, quite far from any ocean or any beach, a million miles. I think for kids who grew up where I did, the idea of California, surfing and beach life was so exotic and glamorous. — John Malkovich

I don't remember my life before I had children. — John Malkovich

When you think of how history is revealed, we know certain things to be facts at certain periods of time, which turn out not to be so factual as time marches on. — John Malkovich

I know fashion can be intensely goofy, but it is something I've always taken pretty seriously. — John Malkovich