Jessica Simpson Quotes & Sayings

I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big. — Jessica Simpson

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent. — Jessica Simpson

And I'm the worst liar of all time. — Jessica Simpson

I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good. — Jessica Simpson

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha. — Jessica Simpson

I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh. — Jessica Simpson

I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff. — Jessica Simpson

Am I eating chicken or tuna? — Jessica Simpson

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing. — Jessica Simpson

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away. — Jessica Simpson

How can I be my best if I never fail,
and how can I ever find peace if I never yell. — Jessica Simpson

I adore John Mayer. I don't see how anything that surrounds John could be negative. — Jessica Simpson

I have a huge rib cage, which is why I can hold a note out until I'm blue in the face ... because I have such a big lung capacity. — Jessica Simpson

No matter how much money you spend to make yourself beautiful - with all the products, the diets, the plastic surgery - in the end, women need to fall in love with themselves and realize they're wonderfully made. — Jessica Simpson

I think that having a public career is a bargain with the devil. — Jessica Simpson

The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl. — Jessica Simpson

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. — Jessica Simpson

I love watching people's dreams come true. — Jessica Simpson

I want to be as healthy as I can because I'm a mom now. — Jessica Simpson

Well I think any designer that can understand what people need to be wearing right now is the biggest and best step that you can take. Instead of putting your ego first, you put the buyer first. And I think that that's a really important thing just to know what the consumer is wanting to wear. — Jessica Simpson

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! — Jessica Simpson

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great! — Jessica Simpson

I have a lot of really good handlers. — Jessica Simpson

I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night. — Jessica Simpson

I want to be a diva ... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around. — Jessica Simpson

I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment. — Jessica Simpson

A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other. — Jessica Simpson

I can talk to my dad like he's my manager, and put 'Dad' on the back burner. We've been doing it since I was 13. — Jessica Simpson

I beat myself up in the studio because I know that a lot of people are expecting me to fail. — Jessica Simpson

You don't want to marry somebody who's just like you. — Jessica Simpson

I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair. — Jessica Simpson

My family is my life, and I'll never lose that. — Jessica Simpson

At 16, every boyfriend I had I was going to marry. — Jessica Simpson

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U! — Jessica Simpson

If I'm going for advice for anything in my life, I go straight to my father because he has the answers. — Jessica Simpson

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward. — Jessica Simpson

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal! — Jessica Simpson

Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church. — Jessica Simpson

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous. — Jessica Simpson

I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it. — Jessica Simpson

I'm interested in learning more about myself and what I value in myself and letting that be the beautiful part of me, rather than putting on the makeup or wearing the right designer. — Jessica Simpson

I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble and buy the new self-help book. I like to fill out the surveys, then I get my friends' opinions on how I answered to see if I was being honest with myself or not. — Jessica Simpson

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle. — Jessica Simpson

To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley. — Jessica Simpson

Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with. — Jessica Simpson

Its important for women not to find their confidence in a man. I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don't think a man can define you. You have to own that. — Jessica Simpson

Labor is really going to hurt. — Jessica Simpson

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God! — Jessica Simpson

I really don't look at myself as just one thing. I'm kind of scattered and like to have my hands in a lot of different projects. It makes me who I am. — Jessica Simpson

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!' — Jessica Simpson

I've done four movies. I've done seven albums. So I feel like music has always been a part of my life; acting is something I'm learning. — Jessica Simpson

I care about what people think of my heart, my music, my passion. — Jessica Simpson

Being a musician - it's easier for me to date an athlete. There's too much competition [with a musician]. There's too much know-it-all pop star. — Jessica Simpson

I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence. — Jessica Simpson

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk. — Jessica Simpson

Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love. — Jessica Simpson

I've come to realize that the more I censor myself, the less people relate to me. — Jessica Simpson

There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody. — Jessica Simpson

I have to go ... drop some kids in the pool. — Jessica Simpson

I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting. — Jessica Simpson

I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image. — Jessica Simpson

Both of my grandmothers were diagnosed with breast cancer - one is a survivor and one passed away. — Jessica Simpson

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs. — Jessica Simpson

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine. — Jessica Simpson

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus? — Jessica Simpson

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant! — Jessica Simpson

I'm actually a good cook. — Jessica Simpson

Image is the most important thing about someone's career and longevity. — Jessica Simpson

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha! — Jessica Simpson

I don't want to look like Daisy Duke every day. I don't want to wear a bathing suit every day. — Jessica Simpson

To be honest, bread constipates me, and I like to have my daily bowel movement. — Jessica Simpson

My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart. — Jessica Simpson

I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much. — Jessica Simpson

You're never going to look perfect to yourself even if you might look perfect to somebody else. — Jessica Simpson

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me. — Jessica Simpson

I love my curves. — Jessica Simpson

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing. — Jessica Simpson

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be. — Jessica Simpson

When I signed a record deal, I was always told by execs I needed to be like everybody else, that I had to show my midriff, things that would take away from who I want to be as an artist. — Jessica Simpson

For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself. — Jessica Simpson

About losing a spot on The Mickey Mouse Club to Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera: I wanted to give up, but my family kept me going. — Jessica Simpson

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know ... I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha. — Jessica Simpson

I definitely don't Google my name. — Jessica Simpson

At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now I feel like they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory. — Jessica Simpson

I can't wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I've never had before. — Jessica Simpson

I'm see-through. And I'm the worst liar of all time. — Jessica Simpson

I'm big-busted ... I can't always wear the cutest bras, and it makes me so mad. — Jessica Simpson

I never thought I'd be some fashion mogul! — Jessica Simpson

I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing. — Jessica Simpson

You change with the guys you date. — Jessica Simpson

I don't ever really feel that wearing my wedding ring is what determines me being married or not. — Jessica Simpson

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me! — Jessica Simpson

I'm very ditsy and a klutz. I've been known to walk on stage and fall over my dress. — Jessica Simpson

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that ... running sometimes if there's a sale. — Jessica Simpson

My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother. — Jessica Simpson

There's tons of little tricks that that go into making the perfect shoe, but I think color, comfort is really important and different sizes of heels. — Jessica Simpson

I love religion. — Jessica Simpson

I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer. — Jessica Simpson

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region. — Jessica Simpson

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus. — Jessica Simpson