Jeremy Hardy Quotes & Sayings
Enjoy the top 21 famous quotes, sayings and quotations by Jeremy Hardy.
Famous Quotes By Jeremy Hardy
It seems a shallow observation, but ... the Tory Conference are not an attractive lot, are they? I mean, if all those people were born in the same village, you'd blame pollution, wouldn't you? — Jeremy Hardy
For me, ancestry is just one thing that connects us to people, and feeling connected to other people is generally a good thing, as long as one kind of connection does not have primacy over all the others. Heredity, race and nationhood are not the best criteria by which to judge our fellow humans. — Jeremy Hardy
The thing that interests me most about family history is the gap between the things we think we know about our families and the realities. — Jeremy Hardy
I think ageing suits me because I was born old, like Spencer Tracy or Dolly the Sheep. — Jeremy Hardy
You can inherit male-pattern baldness from your mother's father, but not a tendency to fight in the First World War. — Jeremy Hardy
Why don't people just accept that life is sad and cheer up? After all, it's not going to last for ever. — Jeremy Hardy
The need to compile lists is a personality disorder, as is the need to assert the superiority of some things over other things. — Jeremy Hardy
I love many places to which I have no connection, but identifying an ancestor, or someone I think is an ancestor, has taken me to places I'd never have gone to otherwise. — Jeremy Hardy
My maternal grandmother had what might be described in a school report as a 'lively imagination.' She told us that she was a direct descendant of Sir Christopher Wren. — Jeremy Hardy
Marriage is like the witness protection programme: you get all new clothes, you live in the suburbs, and you're not allowed to see your friends anymore. — Jeremy Hardy
Most harm is done by people who are awake. — Jeremy Hardy
All socialists have bad backs because we slouch - except when we're watching the news when we sit on the edge of our seats, shout, and wave our arms. Generally we sit hunched, arms crossed in a judgemental way, the whole of our bodies pulled into a frown. — Jeremy Hardy
I think we mistake sadness for depression, because life is basically sad, and its the failure to recognize that that leads to this sort of resentment and bewilderment [...] It is, it is, and [..] you know, people just suddenly think that the world owes it to them to be happy, and they're not happy and then they think well, why aren't I happy, and makes 'em angry and then they're depressed about the fact that they're angry and they're bitter about the fact that they're depressed, and this downward cycle; why don't they just accept that life is sad and cheer up, it's not forever. — Jeremy Hardy
The image of my face I hold in my mind is always about 10 years out of date. — Jeremy Hardy
Capitalism is a great idea in theory, but in practice it just doesn't work. — Jeremy Hardy
Being in the latter stages of life means the morning is unkind to the reflection. It takes a few hours for the creases to fall out. By about 4 P.M., I look quite nice. — Jeremy Hardy
Northern Ireland is part of Ireland, not Britain, as can clearly be seen from aerial photographs. — Jeremy Hardy
If you just took everyone in the BNP and everyone who votes for them and shot them in the back of the head, there would be a brighter future for us all. — Jeremy Hardy
The only way you can ever accuse a Conservative of hypocrisy is if they walk past a homeless person without kicking him in the face. — Jeremy Hardy
The Afghan War has clearly reached a stage similar to that moment at your child's party where you realise you've forgotten to give the other parents a pick up time. — Jeremy Hardy
My daughter wanted a new pair of trainers. I told her You're eleven, make your own! — Jeremy Hardy