Jeanne Calment Quotes & Sayings

Always keep a smile. I attribute my long life to that. I believe I will die laughing. That's part of my program. — Jeanne Calment

I'm not afraid of anything. — Jeanne Calment

I see badly, I hear badly, and I feel bad, but everything's fine. — Jeanne Calment

I didn't like mundane life. — Jeanne Calment

I never wear mascara; I laugh until I cry too often. — Jeanne Calment

Excuse me if I'm clinging on to life, but my parents wove me from tight thread. — Jeanne Calment

I have legs of iron, but to tell you the truth, they're starting to rust and buckle a bit. — Jeanne Calment

If you can't do anything about it, don't worry about it. — Jeanne Calment

I wait for death and journalists. — Jeanne Calment

I had to wait 110 years to become famous. I wanted to enjoy it as long as possible. — Jeanne Calment

He who hugs too much, hugs badly! — Jeanne Calment

When I'm laid in my coffin, I want you to put a picture of my grandchild to the right of me and and a picture of my daughter to my left. That way they will be buried with me. — Jeanne Calment

I only have one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it. — Jeanne Calment

[On being the oldest living human being:] God must have forgotten me. — Jeanne Calment

I think I will die laughing. — Jeanne Calment

I'd like to go to the Moon. — Jeanne Calment

Always keep your smile. That's how I explain my long life. — Jeanne Calment

Death doesn't frighten me; now I can think peacefully of ending a long life. — Jeanne Calment

All babies are beautiful. — Jeanne Calment

I'm interested in everthing but passionate about nothing. — Jeanne Calment

My sight is bad, my hearing is bad, I feel bad, but I don't suffer, I don't complain. — Jeanne Calment

I've only got one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it. — Jeanne Calment

Wit doesn't make girls pretty. — Jeanne Calment

Every age has its happiness and troubles. — Jeanne Calment

I've been forgotten by our Good Lord. — Jeanne Calment

Not having children is one less worry. Children are a worry! — Jeanne Calment

I took pleasure when I could. I acted clearly and morally and without regret. I'm very lucky. — Jeanne Calment

There are so many good authors; there's no shortage of them. — Jeanne Calment

In life, people sometimes make rotten deals. — Jeanne Calment