Jase Robertson Quotes & Sayings

Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. — Jase Robertson

I was a country kid who went to a public school, and she was more of a middle-class girl who attended a private school. I was into hunting and fishing, and she liked drama and singing in the choir at school and church. Our lives up until that point were totally different. — Jase Robertson

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That's why so many rednecks die in strange ways. — Jase Robertson

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit. — Jase Robertson

If people want to simulate a godly lifestyle - great. If they don't - good luck with that. — Jase Robertson

We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs. — Jase Robertson

My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time. — Jase Robertson

A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying. — Jase Robertson

I'm of the opinion that a duck does not change styles every time it crosses a state line. I think they sound the same way from Canada all the way to the coast. As far as championship calling ... I realize that a duck could not win a world championship, and that's why I don't do that. When it comes to duck calling, our judges have wings. — Jase Robertson

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords. — Jase Robertson

Going to a bar or pool hall doesn't mean you're a drunk, just like sitting in a henhouse doesn't make you a chicken. It's the same in the opposite setting. Sitting in a church building doesn't make you a follower of Christ. — Jase Robertson

The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem. — Jase Robertson

I thought Clint Eastwood was cool in all the western movies, but I'm not gonna drive somewhere he's at and stand in line to see him. I told Missy, my wife, 'The only person I'd stand in line for is God Almighty. You made the universe? All right, I'll get in line!' — Jase Robertson

At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese. — Jase Robertson

Go to where the ducks are. Forget the duck calls. If you go where the ducks are coming, you're going to shoot more ducks. — Jase Robertson

I've been showing up late and dirty all my life. — Jase Robertson

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon — Jase Robertson

We caught seventy-five frogs that night! We left our ice chest in the truck, so I was putting frogs in my socks and the pockets of my pants and shirt.
When we couldn't carry any more frogs, we made our way back to my truck. As soon as we arrived, police cars came from every direction. A homeowner in the neighborhood must have seen my truck and feared we were burglars. As the police questioned us, they must have thought Mike was drunk, because he couldn't stop laughing. They kept asking me what we'd been drinking and smoking and where it was. When a policeman shined a light on my shirt, I figured out what Mike was giggling about. I forgot I'd stuffed a frog into the front pocket of my shirt and buttoned it. Its legs were sticking out of my pocket and it looked like it was wearing a diaper! The police let us go but warned us to never sneak back onto the golf course because it was trespassing. We probably went back three or four times by a different route and never were caught. — Jase Robertson

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown — Jase Robertson

Sitting in a church building doesn't make you a Christian, just like sitting in a duck blind doesn't make you a duck hunter. — Jase Robertson

I've always said the key to killing a lot of mallards if you live on the East Coast is to move west. The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are. — Jase Robertson

If you're too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you're too busy. — Jase Robertson

Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are. — Jase Robertson

When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2 — Jase Robertson

Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it. — Jase Robertson

A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off. — Jase Robertson

I'm just a simple guy. I love being at my house with my family, I love playing dominos and card games and hunting and fishing. That's just what I like to do. — Jase Robertson

Men were created to have facial hair like women were created to be smooth-faced. Well, not all women. I've seen pockets where that's not the case, and that's not good. — Jase Robertson

Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase. — Jase Robertson

Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT! — Jase Robertson

It's not about me. The power is in God, it's in the message and I now realize I need to be vocal about it ... God uses flawed people to spread the message of His Son; if He can use me, He can use anybody. Whatever you do in life becomes the platform for your faith. — Jase Robertson

I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous — Jase Robertson

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life? — Jase Robertson

God's first, then family, then whatever else you love. — Jase Robertson

Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth. — Jase Robertson

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way. — Jase Robertson

I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair. — Jase Robertson

I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere. — Jase Robertson

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven. — Jase Robertson

We only call at ducks when their rear ends are towards us. If I'm looking at you and you call my name, then I know where the sound came from. But if you had your back to me and I holler and you turn around, you would assume somebody hollered. You want your decoys to represent the sound that you're making. — Jase Robertson

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool — Jase Robertson

The bottom line is we are trying to do what's right. We don't just say we believe in God - we have active relationships with God. — Jase Robertson