Jack Bunbury Quotes & Sayings

He was cut from the scene like a case of the runs from a can-can routine. — Jack Bunbury

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse. — Jack Bunbury

Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo. — Jack Bunbury

The stark evening sun at the far edge of the town had just unzipped the sky and finally gone down. — Jack Bunbury

This was the kack's cradle, icky-poo's bassinet. It was Death and Diarrhea, singing duet. — Jack Bunbury

She had the buns of Bonnie and the guns of Clyde. — Jack Bunbury