J. Cornell Michel Quotes & Sayings

I'm just trying to do my part to save the world. — J. Cornell Michel

Zombies don't discriminate; they'll eat any brain they can sink their infected teeth into. I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. -Jordan — J. Cornell Michel

I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier. — J. Cornell Michel

It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you. — J. Cornell Michel

I'm not a psychopath; my brain just works a little differently than that of the average person. — J. Cornell Michel

You should never rely on public transportation during the apocalypse. Everyone should know that. — J. Cornell Michel

She's probably good at compartmentalizing her feelings. Or maybe she just doesn't have a soul. — J. Cornell Michel

Everyone should be comfy during the apocalypse. — J. Cornell Michel

If I could make one wish, I wouldn't ask for world peace. I'd wish for a real zombie apocalypse. I'll take Romero zombies any day over this counterfeit harmony bullshit. — J. Cornell Michel