Courtney Maum Quotes & Sayings

Forward is forward. — Courtney Maum

People don't want to think about defects when they are drinking wine. — Courtney Maum

And so I found myself in a kind of love lock: pining for the wrong person, grieving beside a woman whose body I can't touch, being given a second chance I can't find the clarity to take. — Courtney Maum

I fell asleep smiling, fully at ease with the ludicrous prospect of spending the rest of my life with this one, single person. It's not quite right what they say: love doesn't make you blind, it makes you optimistic. — Courtney Maum

Some people self-soothe in retail outlets; I bask in pink wine. — Courtney Maum

Startled from a bad dream, or perhaps still in one... — Courtney Maum

They were too near to me. I loved them to much. And the love overtaking me and combined with the fact that I was going to spend another evening alone, doing nothing with it, being waited down to motionlessness by my own actions made me want to get it over with and fucking be alone. — Courtney Maum

You know what we say in America about people who assume things? That they have two hours to get the fuck out of my apartment. — Courtney Maum

If you were to succeed in prolonging the deliriously ecstatic puppy-dog love stage of the first months of courtship through-out the entire relationship itself-through marriage, unto death-would this same love, so celebrated, so sought after, break down in utter incredulity at the duration of its own existence? — Courtney Maum

If you do things in plain sight, people don't interfere. It's when you get all surreptitious that the trouble starts. — Courtney Maum

American girls always smell like fruit. — Courtney Maum

You love people. They disappoint you. But sometimes, they don't. They just keep loving you, right through it all, waiting for you to wake up and appreciate them. To say, "I love you. I've always loved you back. — Courtney Maum

In the end, that's why some of us stupid humans get married. Because we know that we can lose each other and find each other again. — Courtney Maum

They've always made a bigger deal about the side effects of drinking pregnant in America than they have in France. But then, the Americans make a bigger deal of everything. It's a bad sign, this trial. It shows very poor taste. It shows that French people are eager to place the blame elsewhere for their own choices. Between that and the arrival of Starbucks, you'll see. — Courtney Maum

She had endless legs and high-waisted pants, which even on a girl of her attractiveness drew an unnecessary amount of attention to her pelvic floor. — Courtney Maum

And there were times when I wanted to go off and leave, to find something better. But you know what? It doesn't get better. If you really love her, if you really, really love her, it won't get any better than this. But just try to remember that you do love her, you know, because it gets so easy to forget. — Courtney Maum

When a woman you have cried against postcoitus tells you she's leaving you for a man whose claim to fame is the conjoining of a soup spoon and a fork, you wait for the ringer, you wait for the joke. — Courtney Maum

But you lose the opportunity to share the good things when you do something bad. — Courtney Maum

Paris at night is a street show of a hundred moments you might have lived. — Courtney Maum

He has an affair, so we have another baby?" said Anne. "This is great fucking advice."
"What elegant language," said her father, glaring at Anne. — Courtney Maum

the color-matching company had to make up for their dismal mistake with 2015, which they'd dubbed the year of "marsala," which only ended up being true for mothers of the bride. All — Courtney Maum

MOMENTS OF great import are often tinged with darkness because perversely we yearn to be let down. — Courtney Maum

In America, the border of the property would have been gated to keep children and sleepwalkers and drunkards from dropping to their deaths, but there was no division here between safety and stupidity: you had to draw those lines yourself. — Courtney Maum

The almost biological certainty that the more often you checked your cell phone, the more likely you were to find that one wondrous message or notification that would improve your entire life. — Courtney Maum

Expandable is exactly what a marriage is. If you refuse the possibility that bad things might happen, a marriage cannot survive. — Courtney Maum