Chocolate Waters Quotes & Sayings

(1)BEING A POET
is like opening a car door
& exposing yourself.
(2)BEING A GOOD POET
is like opening the door
& exposing the passenger
as well. — Chocolate Waters

DISARM ALL RAPISTS
But what will we do
With their legs? — Chocolate Waters

Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers! — Chocolate Waters

ELVIS & MARILYN:
The deader they get -
the more money they make. — Chocolate Waters

I USED TO
make love.
Now I
Make coffee. — Chocolate Waters

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can't possibly get it all done,
so I'm not going to start. — Chocolate Waters

I FINALLY
had a hot night,
but it was only the weather. — Chocolate Waters

THIS IS A COMPLIMENT?
You're incrediburgable
she said
which is to say
You're a little like incredible
but a lot more like a
hamburger. — Chocolate Waters

SAY EXACTLY
what you think
until you find that
no one is listening
then say
something else — Chocolate Waters