Carol Maloney Scott Quotes & Sayings

I may be taller than her on my knees. Does she need a man she can climb? — Carol Maloney Scott

Sherry is clearly from Iceland because it is not that warm out, — Carol Maloney Scott

I would say he was gay." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Think about it. He's dramatic, he knows how to decorate, likes wimpy music - if he said anything about show tunes I would have to call in a pro to figure this out. — Carol Maloney Scott

did he bring a condom to have sex with a woman with no uterus? — Carol Maloney Scott

I want to attend a Pampered Chef party about as much as I want to go to a used auto parts party where you can win a baby monkey as a door prize. — Carol Maloney Scott

a woman would have to be a blind lesbian nun to not be affected by him. — Carol Maloney Scott