Arthur Baer Quotes & Sayings

An empty cab drove up and Sarah Bernhardt got out. — Arthur Baer

She's generous to a fault - if it's her own. — Arthur Baer

It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop. — Arthur Baer

If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they print only your thumbs. — Arthur Baer

It is impossible to tell where the law stops and justice begins. — Arthur Baer

A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. — Arthur Baer

Lefty Grove could throw a lamb chop past a wolf. — Arthur Baer

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source. — Arthur Baer

About a veteran player thrown out trying to steal second: There was larceny in his heart, but his legs were honest. — Arthur Baer

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. — Arthur Baer

She used to diet on any kind of food she could lay her hands on. — Arthur Baer

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular. — Arthur Baer

A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. — Arthur Baer

Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse. — Arthur Baer

His head was full of larceny, but his feet were honest. — Arthur Baer

It was as helpful as throwing a drowning man both ends of the rope. — Arthur Baer

You can always judge a man by what he eats, and therefore a country in which there is no free lunch is no longer a free country. — Arthur Baer

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness. — Arthur Baer

If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. — Arthur Baer