Wheezywaiter Quotes & Sayings
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Top Wheezywaiter Quotes
This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine
Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. — Craig Benzine
Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. — Craig Benzine
Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine
If you're gonna lob something, lob love. — Craig Benzine
Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine
Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine
I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine
Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine
The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine
Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine
Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine