Wheezywaiter Quotes & Sayings

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine

Visiting Saturn sounds like a lot of fun but you will die! — Craig Benzine

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Saving time is so important that I'm not even going to finish this sen-it's lunchtime already? Yum yum. — Craig Benzine

Time travel is awesome ... And useful. That sentence had a typo when I typed it ... The first time. — Craig Benzine

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

If you're gonna lob something, lob love. — Craig Benzine

Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine

I'd choose truth over cake but I'd try to find a way to get both to be honest. — Craig Benzine

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Cars and bumper cars are two very different things. NEVER sleep in a bumper car. — Craig Benzine

Failure is not an option. It just happens all the time. Like, all the time. — Craig Benzine